Madlandian Prime Minister Shot Dead After Curfew
From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Geneva, Alisaundre
Madlandian Prime Minister John Harvey was shot dead here earlier tonight for being out after the curfew imposed by Royal Atreding 8. He was holding a copy of the Atreding at the time of his death, so his reason for so blatently forfeiting his life remains unknown. His last words, as recorded by Imperial Soldiers who came to finish the job after gunning him down were, "I find this very humorous. Especially for all the spelling errors." Exactly what was humorous about his untimely end, and what spelling errors he was referring to (there being only one in the document in his possession) remains uncertain; according to the Sergeant who gunned the hapless ex-official down, he seemed rather delirious when he muttered the words.
The King, now Hei3keiser, expressed dismay at the death of Harvey. "I had hoped that Emperor Edgard would be the first important person to get shot," he said to reporters back in Arminsbur3, "But you take the cards you're given." The death is an especially hard blow to the administration, as Harvey was the most likely candidate for Baron of one of the new Madlandian fiefs. It appears that, barring a divine revelation, the Hei3keiser may appoint John Harvey as Baron post-humus, as he feels that Harvey was the only real possiblity.
Harvey is the first Madlandian to die, pointing to a greater degree of intelligence throughout the country nicknamed Loonyville than had previously been anticipated. This has led the Keiser to remark, offhand, that perhaps "A total genocide and destruction of the Madlandian people is necessary, to complete the evil vision I had been I invaded the place." The Keiser then promptly shut up, realizing that he was sounding like Kieran of Brudwyn, a place which will forever live in corniness.
You can except the Arminsbur3 News to continue to give updates of the situation as time goes by, especially if the Emperor of Madland dies, which, insider sources tell us, is only a matter of time.
Geneva, Alisaundre
Madlandian Prime Minister John Harvey was shot dead here earlier tonight for being out after the curfew imposed by Royal Atreding 8. He was holding a copy of the Atreding at the time of his death, so his reason for so blatently forfeiting his life remains unknown. His last words, as recorded by Imperial Soldiers who came to finish the job after gunning him down were, "I find this very humorous. Especially for all the spelling errors." Exactly what was humorous about his untimely end, and what spelling errors he was referring to (there being only one in the document in his possession) remains uncertain; according to the Sergeant who gunned the hapless ex-official down, he seemed rather delirious when he muttered the words.
The King, now Hei3keiser, expressed dismay at the death of Harvey. "I had hoped that Emperor Edgard would be the first important person to get shot," he said to reporters back in Arminsbur3, "But you take the cards you're given." The death is an especially hard blow to the administration, as Harvey was the most likely candidate for Baron of one of the new Madlandian fiefs. It appears that, barring a divine revelation, the Hei3keiser may appoint John Harvey as Baron post-humus, as he feels that Harvey was the only real possiblity.
Harvey is the first Madlandian to die, pointing to a greater degree of intelligence throughout the country nicknamed Loonyville than had previously been anticipated. This has led the Keiser to remark, offhand, that perhaps "A total genocide and destruction of the Madlandian people is necessary, to complete the evil vision I had been I invaded the place." The Keiser then promptly shut up, realizing that he was sounding like Kieran of Brudwyn, a place which will forever live in corniness.
You can except the Arminsbur3 News to continue to give updates of the situation as time goes by, especially if the Emperor of Madland dies, which, insider sources tell us, is only a matter of time.
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