Arminy to Join Shireroth

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Arminsbur3, Arminy
News has just reached us that Arminy, on its last leg of life, is on the verge of ratifying a treaty with Shireroth which will make Arminy a Shirerithian Duchy. The Ricchesdey seems certain to pass the treaty, and this paper can't see any reason why the Landsraad in Shireroth wouldn't.

Shireroth is in many ways akin to Arminy, having its own somewhat Germanic culture. The Landsraad, for instance, is "Council of the Land" in some Germanic language (Low German? Norwegian?), and their Emperor is called Kaiser, while ours is called Keiser. The two countries certainly have a lot to other each other, and this paper believes this will be a mutually beneficial relationship.

The future of the Arminsbur3 Tyding is uncertain at this point. We may continue on as a Shirerithian newspaper, or we may simply close down. Only time will tell.

Week in Review 4

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Arminsbur3, Arminy
WAR! Arminy is currently engaged in a war with the majority of the Comintern nations, following an ultimatum to Babkha from the Red Antilles demanding immediate disarmment to makeway for the revolution. Following troubles in Red Antilles principle backer, Red Britain (social revolution and chaos among them), the invasion was quickly forgotten as Antica, switching quickly from Babkha's enemy to friend, instead invaded the Red Antilles. While the invasion there is now in trouble due to the entry of Red China and Charlotta into the mix, the coalition against the Communists has grown, now including Gotzborg, Cyberia, and possibly Karnali within the next few days.

The Arminian 1st Fleet has already been in action near Charlotta, in an indecisive engagement. The Arminian 1st and 2nd Armies have both been ordered out to undisclosed locations, along with the 2nd Fleet. The Iohnesbur3 Tyding salutes our boys in uniform and prays for their safety and swift return.

At home the situation with Alexandria has been resolved with an agreement for further cultural and recwar cooperation. Currently the treaty with Alexandria is failing however, due to a dispute over the official name of Arminy. It is the hope of this newspaper that this relationship is a long and prosperous one, following a correction on the treaty. Also in the Ricchesdey, the Arminian Make Up Act, which defines the different sections of Arminy, appears poised to pass.

Arminy received a visit this week from former citizen Gustaf Wahr, who appears to be considering returning, entirely on the King's prompting, he says. Mr. Wahr left the nation shortly after the Wahr Affair, when he plotted to get Attera to attack Arminy. He was eventually found not guilty in the trial. Another former Arminian who might be returning is Troy Thompson, former president of Slobovia. The Tyding hopes that both choose to return.

Week in Review 3

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Arminsbur3, Arminy
This week began in an absurd fashion, with the annexation of Madland (see previous issue(s)). While the MCS has not recognized either nations baseless claims to each other, there are rumors circulating of a RecWar via the RecWar Society. Along that vain, the Emperor is offering a job to anyone interested as head of the Arminian RecWar military.

We also saw two new Atredings, the first relating back to the above, the second to the power of a fief's owner within his fief. The Atreding defines and expands those powers, though not to the point found within the Holy Roman Empire. The Atreding also tackled the subject of immigration, updating the old citizenship form.

It has been a sad week in Arminy with the departure of one of the original founders and long time friend of the Emperor's, David Beckford. David had, among other things, managed the national forums and website, leaving their future uncertain. Most likely the job will fall to Erick Antersson, also known as Sander Dieleman.

The editor appologizes for the poor quality of this edition. The original was somehow deleted during the attempt to post.

The Atteran Government's Position on the Jacobus Problem

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Kreuzberg, Attera
(Editors Note: While this paper does not often comment on foreign affairs, I've felt it necessary to present an opposition viewpoint to that currently dominating the local blogs. As my opponents have made no distinction between their opinion and fact, neither shall I. Comments may be addressed to the Prime Minister's Office in Attera.)
There has been much controversy of late over one Emperor Jacobus' attempt to enter his country into the Imperial Republic of Shireroth. While this issue does not directly relate to Attera, there have been several attempts to drag Attera into it. As Prime Minister of Attera, I have chosen a path which is designed to facilitate peace negotiations between Cyberia and Cyberia, two nations which have been in conflict for as long as five years. Atteran proposed conditions on Jacobus include that he renounce his claim to be the sole, legitimate Cyberia, renounce terrorism and subversion, change the name of the RCC and its provinces, with a single letter change (Ciberia) adequate based on the fact that Cyberia itself is merely a play on Siberia, and that he drop all letters of marque. This extensive set of demands, brought upon Jacobus by a nation which has no real reason to care whether he does any of them, should satisfy the VCC that Attera is continuing to uphold its sovereignty.

Jacobus has been a long term problem for the micronational community, and it has been shown they he will not simply disappear. While his incarnations of other states may be fleeting, that of RCC remains constant throughout micronationalism, and due to the VCC's insistance in somehow containing it, Jacobus must be dealt with. Based on the terms above, the main problem between the two nations should be solved: Jacobus will no longer claim the VCC. The other problems should remain secondary, and more easily solved once the first is knocked away. If the VCC does not accept this simple truth, peace will never exist between the two Cyberias.

I have been accused by the VCC of not living up to the treaty between our lands. Having read the treaty, I cannot see how this is so. By demanding Jacobus remove his claim over the VCC, we are upholding the sovereignty of the VCC. That is the only clause relevant to this discussion. Attera's tradition of honor, so carefully envoked by the VCC and by our own Ras Noseworthy requires us to seek an equitable and peaceful solution to the conflict. My demands, although blatent foreign dictation to a lesser power, the RCC, should keep everyone happy. If they are not met, of course this government in good conscience MUST oppose the RCC's entry into Shireroth. If they are met, however, any further complaints about Attera not living up to its honor, treaty, or other commitment, are nothing but sound and fury.

The underlying point I would like to make through this paper is that Attera has no business at all interfering in an affair that is clearly between Shireroth and the RCC. The VCC has more business, given the reasons already listed, but there is no reason it should expect Attera to blindly follow its party line. Attera does not take dictation from foreign nations, and neither do I. I take my orders from the Emperor, and I have no intention of allowing a foreign nation to trump my commitment to Him, or to the greater good of the Atteran people, no matter how good our friendship is.

Attera remains a committed friend and partner of the VCC. Friendship and moral support, however, cannot extend to us taking unwarrented action on their behalf. If this dampens our friendship with Cyberia, I am deeply saddened, but I will not take an unbending position on an issue which is neither our business nor being treated entirely fairly by the Cyberian government. Friends are supposed to tell their friends when they're being unreasonable, and that is what we're doing with Cyberia right now. With luck they'll realize that we're still friends, despite our differences, and continue in our relationship.

There has been some talk of having Jacobus extradited from Shireroth, where he is a long standing citizen, to stand trial in Attera for his actions performed under the guise of a letter of marque against friends of Cyberia. I fully endorse and support such a move. Jacobus' actions, though feeble, still constitute an attack on the Atteran nation, and must be punished. Just because we indict Jacobus on one account does not mean we cannot be prepared to compromise with him on another. The only way not to would be to somehow remove him from the micronational scene, and that's a step I, and I believe no one else, is willing to take.

I hope this has clarified the Atteran Government's position, and made it clear to all reading why we have made the choices we have.

Lemuria Recognizes Ricch's Claims: Antica to Follow

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Arminsbur3, Arminy
The Empire of Lemuria (or Lemvria if you don't want Sander to kill you) today has recognized all claims made by the Arminian Ricch, including those over Alisaundre. The reasoning behind the decison was "just for the hell of it." This comes as a strong blow to the remaining supporters of Madland's independence, who are probably in hiding somewhere. In addition, an unnamed spokesman of the Dinarchy of Antica has stated that his nation will probably recognize the claim over its former province, further adding legitimacy to the takeover.

Reports of rebels striking from the primieval forest which covers much of Alisaundre have been given, however the military and government have yet to comment. Rebel activity has certainly been dealt a serious blow by the death of the Emperor, Edgard, however there are rumors that a counsin of the Emperor's did escape the execution. So far, they remain unconfirmed.

Madlandian Resistance Crushed

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Geneva Madland
Following the death of former Prime Minister John Harvey, Madland briefly simmered on the brink of revolt. The government Atreding announcing the annexation of Madland was ripped down, and at least one government soldier was shot dead. In response, the city of Kettle was razed to the ground, with all the men and boys killed, and the woman sold into slavery to Babkha. We are informed by the government that if anyone else kills or wounds an Arminian soldier, more atrocities will follow.

In the meanwhile, Edgard, nominal Emperor of Madland has been caught involved in a plot to expell the victorious Arminians. The bizarre plot involved declaring Arminy a part of Madland; it appears that the emperor has become senile in his old years, and was unable to realize that his army had been crushed decisively the day before. Nevertheless, Emperor Edgard was shot earlier this morning, along with his entire royal family.

The situation appears to be stabilizing, as rebels fear further reprisals upon them. More news as it comes.

Madlandian Prime Minister Shot Dead After Curfew

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Geneva, Alisaundre
Madlandian Prime Minister John Harvey was shot dead here earlier tonight for being out after the curfew imposed by Royal Atreding 8. He was holding a copy of the Atreding at the time of his death, so his reason for so blatently forfeiting his life remains unknown. His last words, as recorded by Imperial Soldiers who came to finish the job after gunning him down were, "I find this very humorous. Especially for all the spelling errors." Exactly what was humorous about his untimely end, and what spelling errors he was referring to (there being only one in the document in his possession) remains uncertain; according to the Sergeant who gunned the hapless ex-official down, he seemed rather delirious when he muttered the words.

The King, now Hei3keiser, expressed dismay at the death of Harvey. "I had hoped that Emperor Edgard would be the first important person to get shot," he said to reporters back in Arminsbur3, "But you take the cards you're given." The death is an especially hard blow to the administration, as Harvey was the most likely candidate for Baron of one of the new Madlandian fiefs. It appears that, barring a divine revelation, the Hei3keiser may appoint John Harvey as Baron post-humus, as he feels that Harvey was the only real possiblity.

Harvey is the first Madlandian to die, pointing to a greater degree of intelligence throughout the country nicknamed Loonyville than had previously been anticipated. This has led the Keiser to remark, offhand, that perhaps "A total genocide and destruction of the Madlandian people is necessary, to complete the evil vision I had been I invaded the place." The Keiser then promptly shut up, realizing that he was sounding like Kieran of Brudwyn, a place which will forever live in corniness.

You can except the Arminsbur3 News to continue to give updates of the situation as time goes by, especially if the Emperor of Madland dies, which, insider sources tell us, is only a matter of time.

Arminy Annexes Madland

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Geneva; "Alisaundre"
Today in Atreding 8, King Johanns I has officially entered the Empire of Alisaundre, formerly Madland, into the new Greater Arminian Ricch. The decree includes a number of draconian provisions, no doubt intended to ensure the safety of the Madlandian population during this turbulent time of change. The decision appears to have been prompted by the former Antican province's move into the Heidhrslandt, which was recently gifted to Arminy by Troy Thompson, for some reason or another. Based on this precedent, and a recent move to change Madland's name to the Kakistocracy of Loonyville, Madland has been incorporated as a third state, although one under martial law and with an impending genocide threatening to rear its head.

The dissolved Madlandian government was unavailable for comment, perhaps having fled the onslaught of Arminian soldiers, perhaps obeying the call for them to dissolve, or perhaps out partying. Their now unofficial reaction to their sudden loss of sovereignty remains to be seen. King Johanns of Arminy, however, had much to say, including that he sees this as a glorious beginning to an evil imperialism that may perhaps one day eclipse that of Babkha or Shireroth.

So far their has been no resistance within the new Arminian state, but it is expected to pick up over time as the Madlandians realize that they aren't a country anymore. The Arminsbur3 News will bring you the latest coverage on the situation as it comes in.

Week in Review 2

From: Iohnesbur3 Tyding
Arminsbur3
This week has seen at least one major development: the first promotion in the meritocracy system. Ric Lyon, Baron of Hurmu and recently returned citizen received an extra vote in the Ricchesdey for his Hurmu Territory Act, which is the first act written by someone other than the king. He was also appointed as Outlondreve, the first person to hold the position since the unfortunate Wahr incident earlier this year.

In an effort to clear up Ricchesdey opperating procedure, the King has issues his seventh Atreding, titled, aptly enough, "Ricchesdey Procedure." The King admits however that the procedure is not yet perfect, and thus must in the future likely be amended.

Progress has been made, through Baron Lyon's act and the one earlier proposed with the king towards a solution to Arminy's map problem. The King has already opened up negotiations with the MCS, even without the mandate of the Ricchesdey, believing that it's only a matter of time before the council passes the bills.

In addition, the Crandish football (soccer) team took third in the latest round of EIFA games. Upon hearing of his team's great success, Manager Dilerr Karlsesson said to "watch out for cranda to be a serious threat in the World Cup."